You know when you reach into the pocket of a pair of jeans and find five bucks?
This morning I clicked on my Dunkin app to find a balance of $10.17. Sweet, because I didn’t make coffee at home this morning and I was running on six hours of interrupted sleep (I need nine hours straight to function).
I don’t know what caused me to order two medium coffees. The words just came out. It was literally an out of body experience ordering coffee. It was like I was suspended from the ceiling with the Coolata banner, watching myself.
Only when I got to work did I decide to look up how many ounces of coffee I got. 32. More than an XL. Remember this next time you need to supersize.
I haven’t done a cost benefit analysis yet (can you tell I’ve moved into a finance position at work?), but it’s pretty easy for the words to tumble out and then saunter to your car, both hands overflowing with caffeine.
The twins. 